Coffee is the do stuff juice.
I love new slang. One of my favorite constructions of the past decade is "shut your pie hole". Today I ran across someone saying "shut your cry hole" and it nearly brought me to tears of laughter. It's just a perfect expression of derision, both simple and descriptive. Some quick searches shows the range and popularity of some variants, but most of them aren't very interesting.
|"shut your * hole"||4700|
|"shut your pie hole"||3410|
|"shut your cake hole"||689|
|"shut your * hole" -cake -pie||553|
|"shut your * * hole"||2700|
In The Onion this week: Converting To The Metric System Starts With The Individual. Once again, satire isn't as fictional as one might hope. They mock me now, but I'll have the last laugh once I have trouble using the same units of measurement as the people around me.